Cheney, Recharged
I’m a Big Brother fan. The CBS reality show, not the government’s version. And Evil Dick is still in the game. I like Evil Dick, the Big Brother 8 guy. Everyone calls him “Evil Dick”, I don’t know why. I like him. He kind of reminds me of myself. I don’t know exactly what that says about me, but I’m glad he’s still in the competition, and still in the house.
Apparently the other Evil Dick is still in the House, too, the White one. Cheney runs on batteries, though, and they needed to be replaced yesterday. After four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a defibrillator six years ago, it was time to replace those defib batteries. And he lived to tell about it! Well, okay. I’m thrilled. He’s like the Energizer bunny.
I wish no ill will to any human being. Even impeachable liars. I really don’t. Glad the Dick made it through with flying colors.
That reminds me, my remote control died. Needs new batteries. But, you know, it hasn’t been working so well anyway, and pretty much sucks. I don’t think replacing the batteries will really solve the problem. Time to get rid of it.
dick cheney, iraq war, impeachment
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