Butt, Does It Really Matter?
“Polyp” is a funny word. Polyp. Well, I guess I wouldn’t find it so funny if it came up in conversation with my own doctor, but since it hasn’t, yeah, I think it’s a funny word. I never claimed to have a mature sense of humor.
So, anyway, because they found a couple of polyps a few years ago, George W. is now on the list of those who are supposed to have a colonoscopy every 3-5 years instead of the 10-year reprieve the rest of us are given. Time is up. His last one was in 2002, so it’s time to get another good probing tomorrow. I wish him well, and no polyps. I do hope, though, that they’ll maybe find his head while they’re up there this time around.
Since he’ll be under anesthesia for a couple of hours (Is there any way we could extend that? Oh, never mind, read on) he has elected to use the 25th Amendment to officially cede power to the VP while he’s knocked out. King George out of commission for a couple of hours, YEA! But no need to worry, there will be no lapse in stellar leadership with President Dick at the helm. Er, Cheney.
Wonder if Dick is making a checklist on the eve of his grand and glorious, all-powerful day, of what else he can possibly screw up in just two hours … so many options, so little time.
Does it really matter whether it’s Bush or Dick? No, not really. They both need to go. As long as either one of them are calling the shots, G.W. isn’t the only one taking it up the ass, we all are, both here and abroad. Still, “polyp” is a funny word.
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July 21st, 2007 at 8:49 am
Now that was a hilarious post.
But on a serious note, my first thought when I heard about the temporary transfer of power to Cheney was “I hope he doesn’t launch an attack against Iran while the Prez is out of it!”
Am I being paranoid?
July 21st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Hi, Doug. Iran came to mind here, too. I just read, though, that GW is back in charge, 5 polyps lighter. Maybe Dick just didn’t have enough time. This time. Thanks for the comment!
July 26th, 2007 at 1:32 am
HAHA you guys really think a VP would make such a decision with out being forced into it. I know you guys are glad Hitler isn’t in charge, he had all mentally handicaped people put to death
July 26th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
He kind of runs the pathetic show anyway, so yeah, it did cross my mind that that was a possibility.
July 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Okay so you guys need to impeach Cheney then not Bush correct?
August 8th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Both. Cheney first.
August 8th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Oh so now you want Nancy to be President, wow that is pretty risky there. At least the Dem’s would be able to eat there words so wouldn’t bother me to much.